Jokes (анекдоты)
Collected from Fido, from the shift room and from my father-in-law. Translated by me, so some jokes are not funny in English. In Russian they are funny, believe me.
A man calls Attelkom: "My Internet does not work." — "What do you see on the screen?" — "Your advertisement."
The NurGaz director asks the engineer: "How much is two plus two?" The engineer: "Four." The accountant: "Four." The lawyer closes the door and asks: "How much do you need?"
A Nurzhan marshrutka has fourteen seats and three laws of physics. The driver does not know any of them.
— Grandfather, what was before the Internet? — Before the Internet, grandson, we also did nothing at work, but we had to go out to the corridor to do it.
... and 296 more in the file jokes.txt (temporarily unavailable).
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